ON the fateful day, 9th July 2009, the PEA Army officially declares war on the Southern State of WU. Led by the incompetent Benjimint, the Second Prince of WU, the puny little country labeled our fabulous PEA Army as “bullies”, “incompetent”, “homies”, “what a joke”, severely undermining the brave and legendary Army. Negotiations began as early as 11.59pm on 8th July 2009, with Commander Shaw demanding an apology from the Second Prince, whom coolly rejected it. Shaw was extremely pissed off as he slammed the door as he left. It was widely believed that Benjimint unleashed an ear-piercing scream of joy at the end of negotiations. The WU army is unknown as it has never participated in any war before. However spies have reportedly reported that the WU army had about 70,000 conscripts, armed with AK-47s and 30 bullets each. All armed men also have a handy hand gun, with 1 bullet. The WU army is mainly made up of 99% prisoners and 1% candy lovers. During the Second 2D war, the PEA Army liberated the Southern State of WU from the Notorious Wee Yang Zi regime. It is estimated that the regime killed 700,000 Wu people during extermination.
The PEA Army, on the other hand, is massed believed to have 70 million regulars with another 700 million in reserves, with ample supplies and weapons. During the 2D war, it was greatly feared due to the brilliance of Commander Shaw and the deadly troops. The most famous battle was at The Battle of Kookie’crisp whereby 30,000 PEA troopers landed airborne (courtesy of Ben the parrot Airways) and fought against 500,000 Guan Bo troops who had laid siege to Kookie’crisp castle, where General Daryn and his Koh Troops held on bravely. The battle was an astounding success, killing half and capturing a quarter. The PEA Army is equipped with the fearsome V1, V2, V3, v4, V5, V6 and V7, which is capable of killing a trillion ants with one strike.
Most are expecting a swift victory for the PEA Army as the WU army is no match for it.
Betpad is offering 1-9999999999999999 for the WU army winning this war.
Bob is a freelance writer who is chained to his chair.
Posted at: 10:58 PM
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
MAGIC. absolutely
Today (8/7/2009) is a very memorable day.
It's the day where conflicts are solved. IN THIS CASE
A CONFLICT IS SOLVED.
But I LONG AGO predicted this would happen. It happened a little late.
Perhaps.
But that ABC is really something. Become so emo jus so I will say:
SORRY POTATO. I FORGOT YOU'RE UNRESPONSIVE.
anyway, blogs are very powerful. BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WAD U BLOG.
apparently ABC likes to recap memorable times (when I said ABC's a scammer)
and ABC used the crime of a lower secondary student to demand an apology
By common sense. ONE SHOULDN'T GIVE IN. but morally, it sounded...
FUN!!!!!
haix. How I miss 2D and my dear PEA army. My brave PEA soldiers are gone T.T
@times, there are many things which one regrets after doing.
its too late. (note: I'm just preaching)
Love is a fallacy. How true. It is logically unreasonable.
After ABC, there's now a harder challenge.
Standing @an intimidating height of 160 ++ cm, CCN is one to reckon with.
Perhaps much fiercer than ABC. oh well. Good luck shaw.
maybe you are destined to be enemies of ABC+CCN Volleyball Club.
blame my mum. but still:
it amounts to nothing.
Posted at: 11:01 PM
Monday, July 6, 2009
WA. happy birthday Zheng Jie!
Yea! Zheng Jie turns 15 today!
woohoo! went to gatecrash his house today (with cake and twister)
we played twister (its physically taxing duh!)
lol. HEH! Long legs does not = WIN.
bad luck for mi tdae.
BANKRUPT IN MONOPOLY V.1 WTH!!!! lol. just my luk
mumble mumble... mumble mumble...
anyway on my way home, saw something QUITE nice.
bought it.
and wow. Cant believe Max and Bingru are having "future sights"
"LETS GET MARRIED ON THE SAME DAY!!! @MAX FATHER'S HOTEL"
